99.9% of the people on this website are stupid
i am the 1%
dumbass you mean 0.1%
Oh, in a perfect world.
I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards.
I’m pretty sure the amount of loyalty I’m able to have towards someone is on par with a dog’s.
some of these are scary accurate
this is the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen
what side of tumblr is this because i never want to go near it ever
Every side of tumblr
me: does he follow back?
me: promo 4 promo?
Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums
1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it